Suit up as intergalactic bounty hunter Samus Aran and battle your way out from the depths of a mysterious alien world plagued by a mechanical menace. Metroid Dread is available on October 8, 2021. Only on Nintendo Switch. ESRB Rating: Teen with Animated Blood, Fantasy Violence.
Pre-order today: https://metroid.nintendo.com/#buy
CRASH your enemies’ skulls and get your hands on the ball. Just make sure all your fingers are in place!! ❓
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HANGING BY A THREAD
1. KILLAKILLUMINATI (306 points)
2. E.D.E.N. (292 points)
3. Hidden mist (244 points)
SHORT-FUSED
1. E.D.E.N. (196 points)
2. БPO SQUAD (191 points)
3. KILLAKILLUMINATI (117 points)
NO RESERVATIONS
1. E.D.E.N. (169 points)
2. Barney Wiki (139 points)
3. Broken-Planet (128 points)
A WEAPON FROM THE PAST
1. Eclipse (222 points)
2. Barney Wiki (160 points)
3. KILLAKILLUMINATI (157 points)
THE BEAST’S LAIR
1. E.D.E.N. (180 points)
2. KILLAKILLUMINATI (153 points)
3. Canard (88 points)
THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:
– HANGING BY A THREAD
– A LOW BLOW
– IN MEDIA RES
– DOUBLE AGENT
– THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Good luck Spacelords!
Samus Aran is the galaxy’s most legendary bounty hunter, but soon she’ll begin a mission unlike any other she’s completed before.
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THE HERO OF THE KITCHEN
They were surrounded. Hans could hear his comrades screaming. They were calling for help. A drop of sweat rolled down his forehead, the air was unbearable. The smoke at his back made it hard to breathe, and when he went to move, a burst of flame blocked his path.
“Damn it”.
I had to do something. He was the veteran there, and his comrades needed him to step up. He might not be the fastest, but he had more experience than all those rookies combined. He got up with determination and started to give orders. Everyone would get out of there unharmed
– Jimmy! The broth is burning, damn it! Turn down the heat or we’ll all end up crying from the smoke…!
… Sebastián! The frying pan! Take it off the fire before we all get burned…!
… Everyone else! Those onions aren’t going to chop themselves!! Damn it! There’s an entire squadron headed to the canteen! Do you want them to starve to death? MOVE IT!!
The recruits obeyed without a word. They needed a leader, that was all. Little by little, the kitchen began to work with order and the dishes started to come out. Hans smiled to himself.
They’d done it. “Damn recruits… they remind me of myself when I was young.”
Wanna know more? Learn more in Hansin-game UNIVERSE file!!
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HANGING BY A THREAD
1. БРО SQUAD (191 points)
2. UNHAPPY F@C€ (190 points)
3. Legend Guardian (186 points)
IN SHOCK
1. E.D.E.N. (291 points)
2. TOMASZ WIECH (120 points)
3. Barney Wiki (44 points)
A BREATH OF HOPE
1. E.D.E.N. (331 points)
2. Pizza (109 points)
3. Eclipse (105 points)
A FISTFUL OF SAND
1. Thethiccestbois (206 points)
2. BeautyInblack (136 points)
3. Broken-Planet (113 points)
THE ENEMY WITHIN
1. E.D.E.N. (214 points)
2. N7 Spec Ops (186 points)
3. Canard (150 points)
THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:
– HANGING BY A THREAD
– SHORT-FUSED
– NO RESERVATIONS
– A WEAPON FROM THE PAST
– THE BEAST’S LAIR
Good luck Spacelords!
The Black Ship (I)
To the right of the constellation of Ceres, right between the twin Tichy cumuli, a chase between space ships is underway. The one fleeing is the “New Exeter”, a ship under Captain Jenkins, with an elated Ayana at the helm. It’s been just two hours since the Exeter filled her holds after looting one of the ships of “The Swine”, dirty arms traffickers and now crying space castaways.Meanwhile, on the Swine ship, the captain was hopping mad. “That earthling pig is going to wish she was never born! FIRE all torpedoes, NOOOW!!!”. The Exeter’s communications officer sees the torpedoes on his screen. “Captain Jenkins, enemy torpedoes on a collision course!” Jenkins turns to Ayana, “We need your magic, Ayana!” She smiles and turns the rudder hard, shouting “Hang on tight, ballywaggers!!” The aft nozzles shut off and the lateral nozzles spew out plasma at high velocity, causing the Exeter to spin around. The aft nozzles switch on again with fury, and now the Exeter is heading towards the torpedoes.
In the Swine ship, the captain chews on his cigar on the bridge of the ship, unable to believe his eyes. “Who the hell is flying that ship, Mr. Magoo? This is going to be a piece of cake, mwhahahaha!!!” One of the deckhands approaches the captain and tries to warn him. “Sir, I believe they’re attempting the famous maneuver…” “Shut up, idiot!” The captain gives him a mighty blow, sending the deckhand flying, everyone on the bridge laughs. The captain has no doubt: “Not even Kwena’s ears will be left in one piece, a barrel of i-rum to whoever brings them to me!!” More revelry on the Swine bridge. Some even choke laughing.
Ayana knows that the success of her maneuver depends on precision. An initial glance at Captain Jenkins and he gives the order: “Bow hooks! On my mark!!”. Ayana’s hands steer the ship, her eyes fixed on the threat display, her lips murmuring figures: speed, trajectory, inclination, time… And then another glance at Jenkins. “Hooks away, nooow!!!”
The Swine’s bridge looks like a frat party. The face of the poor deckhand who was sent flying has swollen up like a balloon and he’s been left toothless, but the kid tries again, although he can barely be understood when he talks”… ir, …ey’re re..rning th.. …issiles t… us!” His shipmates don’t understand him and they make him repeat the sentence again and again, rolling with laughter each time. With his pride severely hurt, the deckhand gathers up his courage and with a final, monumental effort, he manages to articulate his words intelligibly: “You fucking idiots, we’re dead!! They’re returning the missiles to us!!!”
The Exeter’s hooks reach the missiles, Ayana pushes the rudder, the forward and aft nozzles synchronize, and the Exeter makes a full circle. The missiles, held by the hooks, follow the same trajectory and Jenkins releases them when they are aimed at the Swine ship.
On the swine’s bridge, they have finally understood the poor deckhand, and now they also see their own missiles headed straight for them. Nobody’s laughing anymore. On the main screen, incoming call from the Exeter, Ayana, smiling, “Cheer up, this won’t hurt a bit”… BOOM!
Wanna know more? Learn more in Ayana’s in-game UNIVERSE file!!
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HANGING BY A THREAD
1. E.D.E.N. (555 points)
2. BeautyInblak (231 points)
3. KILLAKILLUMINATI (198 points)
THE MOUSE AND THE SNAKE
1. E.D.E.N. (294 points)
2. БРО SQUAD (247 points)
3. CONTRA KAI (66 points)
WHITE NOISE
1. E.D.E.N. (261 points)
2. БРО SQUAD (119 points)
3. CLUB 13 (96 points)
UPSIDE DOWN
1. E.D.E.N. (354 points)
2. БРО SQUAD (131 points)
3. bEAUTYiNBLACK (36 points)
MIND OVER MATTER
1. UNHAPPY F@C€ (114 points)
2. DAT1ASHOLEANTAG (98 points)
3. BeautyInblack (74 points)
THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:
– HANGING BY A THREAD
– IN SHOCK
– A BREATH OF HOPE
– A FISTFUL OF SAND
– THE ENEMY WITHIN
Good luck Spacelords!
In this new trailer, we introduce a few of Samus Aran’s brand-new abilities and some of the mysterious terrors lurking in the shadows of planet ZDR.
Pre-order today: https://metroid.nintendo.com/#buy
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