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(Cortez Voice)* Let’s check out how you did!

HANGING BY A THREAD
1. E.D.E.N. (554 points)
2. Eclipse (294 points)
3. Anarchy (277 points)

A LOW BLOW
1. YalabethiaGaming (236 points)
2. BeautyInblack (221 points)
3. DarkNova Pirates (154 points)

IN MEDIA RES
1. The Badguys (116 points)
2. Anarchy (103 points)
3. Eclipse (92 points)

DOUBLE AGENT
1. CLUB 13 (94 points)
2. Eclipse (90 points)
3. Kira (86 points)

THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
1. Anarchy (295 points)
2. Eclipse (162 points)
3. Thethiccestbois (160 points)

THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:

– HANGING BY A THREAD
– THE MOUSE AND THE SNAKE
– WHITE NOISE
– UPSIDE DOWN
– MIND OVER MATTER

Good luck Spacelords!

– Aneska? Have you lost your mind?
… Said Konstantin to Harec in a quiet voice as he grabbed his arm, moving him away from the group. Harec let his friend pull him away. It was the same story every time he recruited a new Raider, and Harec was already familiar with the routine, so he played along.
-Relax, my friend. When have I ever been wrong?
Instinctively, they both looked at Lycus, who was filing his teeth with an angle grinder and humming “Master of Puppets” by Metallica at the other end of the operations room.
– OK, let’s just say I’m almost always right…
… Said Harec, smiling with the -futile- hope of taking the edge off of the situation. Konstantin ignored his quip.
– Not this time. Call her. Tell her we’ve all died, that she doesn’t have to come.
Harec cocked his head visibly and refocused his good eye beyond Konstantin…
– Yes, good idea… It’s a shame I hadn’t thought of that sooner.
Konstantin knew that Harec was no longer looking at him. He felt a presence behind him and shuddered as he turned around.
– Nye, Nye, Nye…
… There she was. In the doorway, silhouetted. An impressive war goddess dressed in leather, barefoot and with Krausher’s live head hanging from her belt.
– Well, if it isn’t the fucking Raiders! Finish them!! Come on, you fool!!!
Everyone turned around, startled by the shouting. Aneska didn’t move a muscle. Krausher continued to yell.
– It’s all their fault! I want to rip their guts out, dismember them, drink their blood, eat their hearts, rape their mothers…
Aneska pulled a cord and the head fell silent. The following moments could have been dramatic, but there was Lycus, with his back to everyone, in a guitar hero pose.
– Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream. Master! Master, yeah!
A washbowl flew by and hit Lycus in the head.
– What the fuck!!
Alicia quickly looked away. Lycus took off his headphones, turned and saw Aneska.
– Hello, Lycus. I’m glad you survived…
She must have been referring to the unfortunate incident with Krausher on Saturn.
– No hard feelings?
Lycus put his hands on his hips…
– As if there weren’t already enough bitches in this shithole!
… He turned around and left pissed. Ayana was enjoying it, but Nin’Mug -who everyone knew as H.I.V.E.-, was shocked at Aneska’s beauty. She’d never felt anything like it. And when Aneska started to walk toward Harec, every curve of her body in motion electrocuted poor H.I.V.E., who couldn’t stifle an indiscreet moan of pleasure as Aneska passed beside her.
– Aneska, I’m glad to see you’ve made a decision.
Aneska stopped and looked at Harec. He thought she was, without a doubt, the most powerful, beautiful and sad woman he had ever seen.
– Don’t worry, I won’t stay long…

Learn more about Aneska on his in-game UNIVERSE file!

(Cortez Voice)* Let’s check out how you did!

HANGING BY A THREAD
1. E.D.E.N. (301 points)
2. TOMASZ WIECH (237 points)
3. LÖRDS ÖF PÖWER (202 points)

SHORT-FUSED
1. UNHAPPY F@C€ (206 points)
2. Kira (100 points)
3. CLUB 13 (63 points)

NO RESERVATIONS
1. HYDRA DOMINATUS! (95 points)
2. UNHAPPY F@C€ (92 points)
3. FallenAngel (54 points)

A WEAPON FROM THE PAST
1. Eclipse (237 points)
2. Legend Guardian (135 points)
3. M & M LORDS (104 points)

THE BEAST’S LAIR
1. BABILONIA (77 points)
2. TOMASZ WIECH (58 points)
3. HYDRA DOMINATUS! (18 points)

THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:
– HANGING BY A THREAD
– A LOW BLOW
– IN MEDIA RES
– DOUBLE AGENT
– THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Good luck Spacelords!

Recording 14-jKl: interrogation of the traitor Alicia

– (Coughing up blood) Cough, cough! Well, well, look who we have here… What’s wrong, Marmalade, tired of looking through the glass?

– Alicia, Alicia, Alicia… What am I going to do with you?

– You can kiss my…

– (HEAVY BLOW) Silence!! Not only do you take out your former unit, but you have the audacity to come after me here!

– Don’t you dare even mention them…

– What’s the matter, girl, do you miss your little friends? Valuable but dispensable laborers…

– You’re a monster…

– Ha! Have you looked in the mirror lately? My dear, you’ve lost all your charm… (SOUNDS OF EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE)

– What is that? Report, report!… What are you laughing at, dirt bag?

– Tick, tock, Marmalade… It’s time for you to pay up…

– Start up the transport, we’re leaving! You, you and you stay here. If they try to rescue her, take them all out! You and I aren’t done yet, you treacherous bitch. We’ll meet again…

– I’m sure we will, in hell…

(NEARBY EXPLOSION, SCREAMS AND MORE GUNFIRE)

Learn more about Alicia on his in-game UNIVERSE file!

Faint glimpses hint at the dread that lies ahead for Samus. Escape from planet ZDR as the legendary bounty hunter.

Metroid Dread arrives on 10/8.

 

The Last Barrier

There was a rumor going around the darkest reaches of the networks -those with reserved access for the elite of the elite, brilliant minds that competed night after night to obtain the juiciest information packages and break through the security of the servers of giant corporations, the bigger and richer the better. It was said that “something” had been discovered that came from beyond the stars, “something” that was not of our solar System, the existence of which could change the course of history.

It didn’t take Schneider long to find a trail to follow, and crumb after crumb, he broke and decrypted barriers that took him ever closer to the original source of information. Everything was a bed of roses for his nimble fingers, but soon he came up against an unexpected wall. A wince of concern came over his face as he discovered who the last data node belonged to: the Hades Division no less. Finally, a challenge worthy of his stature.

For the first time in a long time, faced with the challenge before him, Schneider dedicated himself 100% to the job of hacking. No longer did he think things like “piece of cake” or “take that, you bastards!”. Now, electrifying shivers ran down his spine, a feeling Schneider had never felt before.

Discovering a powerful alien power source called “Aleph” seemed like a pretty big deal, but now that he was on the Hades Division’s servers, why stop there? Packages of valuable information were copied frantically onto his highly encrypted storage discs. With this, now he could really live like a king for a decade, not to mention automatically becoming a legend.

It would have been the perfect hit had he not seen the security videos in the private quarters of the legendary, fearsome lieutenant Aneska. Schneider was left catatonic when he saw her naked in the videos, a woman with the most exceptional curves he’d ever seen before, and his adolescent mind could barely process it without crashing.

Those minutes were all the Division needed to trace and locate the intruder who, having forgotten his original objective, was now only interested in meeting that woman he’d fallen in love with.

Once again, Schneider was lost.

Learn more about Schneider on his in-game UNIVERSE file!

(Cortez Voice)* Let’s check out how you did!

HANGING BY A THREAD
1. E.D.E.N. (355 points)
2. Spacesamurai (302 points)
3. Canard (197 points)

THE MOUSE AND THE SNAKE
1. E.D.E.N. (520 points)
2. UNHAPPY F@C€ (290 points)
3. CONTRA KAI (189 points)

WHITE NOISE
1. E.D.E.N. (191 points)
2. Pizza (119 points)
3. Eclipse SHADOW (55 points)

UPSIDE DOWN
1. Canard (142 points)
2. HYDRA DOMINATUS! (116 points)
3. Eclipse SHADOW (69 points)

MIND OVER MATTER
1. E.D.E.N. (188 points)
2. CLUB 13 (123 points)
3. UNHAPPY F@C€ (105 points)

THIS WEEK, the competition will take place in the following MAPS:

– HANGING BY A THREAD
– IN SHOCK
– A BREATH OF HOPE
– A FISTFUL OF SAND
– THE ENEMY WITHIN

Good luck Spacelords!

The stars’ movement causes strange alignments, sometimes too improbable to believe them a mere coincidence. During the Crimson Conjunction, in which the universe turns red by the will of the god Fëhb, the souls in torment dream and relive the worst pain of their past.

In this seasonal event, you’ll be able to get:
– Weapons skins will be available as monthly rewards in adventure mode.
– An event-exclusive weapon skin for all characters.
– Available melee weapon: a cursed sword that only appears during the Crimson Conjunction.
– Exclusive character packs.

This content will only be available during the month of the event.

Once a year, The Broken Casino open wide open to the general public. And it’s a place in which your dreams can come true! Or not. It’s all in the hands of Mother Luck, the goddess of the planet and a fancy name for Chance!

From Friday 30th  to Sunday 1st, you’ll get:
+100% weapon parts
-50% of the KPs you need to shuffle

And you know what they say: What happens on the Broken Planet stays in the Broken Planet!!😏👌

Have fun shuffling!